A Three Page Site
Client: “Can you quote me for a three page site?”
Me: “Sure. What are the three pages?”
Client: “Home, Contact, and Login.”

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Every genius is allowed a horrible product every 10 years or so.
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/update-on-google-wave.html

Nikki found her sleeping like this today.

She's been known to sleep in weird positions.

This dog dances better than I do.

Click on image to enlarge. Origin unknown.

http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/

You gotta admire this program's Engrish...

I first heard about the Monty Hall Problem in grade 10 finite class... And I never understood it... Then I forgot about it. Somehow I just thought of it and realized I still don't understand. Thanks to the Wikipedia article and its illustrations, I finally get it.

Welcome to yet another "duh" moment of my life! :)

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This is great, because it made me feel stupid for liking Avatar. (I still like it though.)
http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition

An amusing article Jessyel posted on his blog accompanied by some nice black and white shots:
http://dailysnap.com/log/2009/10/timessquare.html

How come I have not seen this until now? Genius.
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/XMAS/greeting.htm

Last year we started a tradition of dressing Peanut up for Halloween. This year the tradition continues. There's nothing like when you walk in the house at 11:30pm and a dog in a butterfly outfit runs at you barking...

http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_85_if-video-games-were-realistic/

Very addictive: http://www.farmfive.com/flash/gravitymaster.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWDP_ew8HqQ

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1907757,00.html/

Source: stereotypist

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pircsi/3608657092

http://www.canoe.ca/Travel/Microgalleries/googlestreet/home.html

http://www.watchblogs.com/general/the-presidents-gift-shop-watch/ Nikki's two cents on the above article: "When watch critics go wild."

Tonight was the 3rd time I've been pulled over within the past 30 days. The first time was about a month ago and I got a $65 ticket for having an expired insurance card (I actually had the card at home just forgot to have it with me. Damn it...) Then last week I got pulled over because an officer that was driving behind me ran my plate and wanted to "make sure" I have my insurance card. I showed him my card therefore no fine was issued that time.

Tonight's was a good one... My brother and I were driving towards Welland on Lundy's Lane and encountered a road block at the Kalar intersecion. 2 police cars along with a van from the hydro company had it blocked, apparently something was up with the power lines? Anyway we had 2 cars in front of us. A van in front of me, and a taxi in front of the van... The taxi sees that there is one lane open in the road block (the outside lane of the opposing traffic), so he proceeded to cross the intersection. The van followed... and so I followed too. One of the police officers quickly (as quick as he could with really crappy tires on a snow covered road, fishtailing left and right) caught up to and pulled in front of the cab, blocking him... The van in front of me stopped too, and so did I. The cop got out of his car, went to the taxi, exchanged a few words... walked to the van, exchanged a few words... then came to me and said "... and how much have YOU had to drink tonight?" .. "I had a coffee officer" I replied... "Did you not see that road block there?" So he took my license, he took the van's license, and the taxi's as well. Went back to his car, fiddled around for a few minutes, then pulled a U-turn across all lanes, and drove up to us individually, driver's side to driver's side window kind of thing, handing back our licenses...

He pulls up to my window and he says "That's a $110 fine you know. But I don't have time to write out these tickets right now." This was good, he was letting us off... But he had to throw in a few jabs first.. ."I mean if you weren't drinking, you're on something for sure." (hahah) to which I replied "That's a hell of an accusation, sir." The officer replied "Well I could just write you up that ticket you know. Your pupils are dilated... I'm sure you're on something." ... "I'm sure I'm not..." My brother, the most stone-sober person I know says "If you want, you could test us." .. "Your pupils are dilated. I've seen this before..." ... Alex says "Go ahead, test us." Then the dumbass said "Well I didn't smell it on you guys when I first came up to you" ... (hahah) "Oh good" I replied... by then we were all nice and frustrated and he just said "Good night gentlemen" and we said "good night" :) ... That was the end of it. I should've asked him "How many beers have YOU had?" I mean if we're just throwing around accusations and all... So weird. "Your pupils look dilated"... In the dark. Imagine that. Maybe they're just absorbing available light? I don't think they were any more dilated than his... Anyway, that's my excitement for tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgBUqJzgvBo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qMe7Z3EYg

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